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daddyfuckedme:

ive been waiting for this my whole life
Aug 28, 2014 / 9,648 notes

daddyfuckedme:

ive been waiting for this my whole life

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Aug 28, 2014 / 1,297 notes

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Aug 27, 2014 / 300,287 notes

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Aug 27, 2014 / 860,219 notes
666cinderella:

I’m going to thank every single one of you personally who reblogs this. This is important.
Aug 27, 2014 / 10,002 notes

666cinderella:

I’m going to thank every single one of you personally who reblogs this. This is important.

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Aug 27, 2014 / 85,095 notes

whatdat:

school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife

(via scratch-ed)

Aug 27, 2014 / 73,295 notes

dontwannasaygoodbye:

Explaining tumblr to someone who doesn’t know what it is is seriously the hardest thing to do

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Aug 27, 2014 / 36,393 notes

intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

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Aug 27, 2014 / 276,867 notes

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Aug 27, 2014 / 166,788 notes
fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan
Aug 27, 2014 / 300,741 notes

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(via the-hookah-aficionado)